The Whole World Would Wonderful Be
If humans could smile like me
The whole world would wonderful be
In Wonderland, we like to drink tea
The whole world would wonderful be
In the beginning, I lived with a Duchess
She almost drove me away with all of her crazy sayings
They don't even make sense
Not even to cats, rats, or fish doormen
Not even to her, I think
The duchess's cook was worse even
She could not cook at all, it seems
Everything had too much pepper
And everyone sneezed the day out
And then the next day in
The Duchess's baby was crazy
The baby would do nothing but sneeze and groan
After a while, it found its head and
Turned into a pig instead
I could not stand it there
It was always so loud
People could hear them all over town
Some even called the Duchess a clown
A clown that she was
A clown that she wasn't
A town that she was
A town that she wasn't
The doormen were strange when the Duchess was out, and when she was not
They were even stranger
I couldn't stand them at any time of day
They only stood there
Which I could do
Probably better than them
I hated that house
I wanted to leave but wanted to stay
Until that girl called me away
She needed me
And she was better
Than anything in that wretched house of pepper
She was a mystery greater than them
I needed to see who she was ,
How she had come and why
She was so curious, it was so strange
She wanted directions which I gladly gave
She went to see the mad ones
Having their mad tea party
Sitting around a table
Singing their silly ditties
While I waited in silence
Knowing where she would soon be
All visitors to Wonderland always visit the Queen
And there it all goes wrong
Everything, believe me
Each person is gone
They run awayThe queen chases them out
And our fun is done
Until another day
I visited the croquet group because it's usually funny
To see all the people
Pretending to be
More important than they are
The Duchess was there
She's always posing, pretending
That people like her
Though they don't
The King tried to cut off my head
Which was not attached to my body
The executioner replied this cannot be tried
There is no body
But the King yelled,
"There is a head
You must be able to cut off a head!"
I left there and then
I am not going back again
I hope the girl is fine, but I shall not divine the answer to this today
Or any other